Category: Sayuri

Merry Christmas!

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For Christmas I hacked my owner’s blog so that I could wish everyone a very merry Christmas. Now, which one of these presents is for me?

Love,

Sayuri

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Happy Easter!

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I hope everyone had a lovely Easter weekend,I know I did. Also, I hope the Easter bunny brought you lots of wonderful things. I got an egg filled with dried fruit!

Love,

-The Easter Hog

How To Spend The Weekend: According To Sayuri

It’s Friday night, the start of the weekend, but you don’t know what to do. Well,¬†I (Sayuri) am here to save the day (or night, or both). I have hacked my owner’s blog for the day just to give you some tips.

P.S. All you people are spending your weekends wrong.

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Start by finding a nice shady spot to just sit down and relax.
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Then, grab some buddies. If you don’t have any friends available, stuffed animals will work. (Human interjection, I’m not telling her that her friends aren’t real, I can’t bring myself to.)
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Once you’ve got your entourage, head out to the movies; or gather your friends at someones house and watch some movies.
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Once you get back home, it’s time for a bath. If you’re a hedgehog however, you’ll just stare at your human wonder how they could be so cruel as to put you in water. Oh the humanity!
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Sit and dry off for about an hour, if you’re feeling tired this is the ideal time for a nap.
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As revenge for the bath, start eating anything your human doesn’t want you to, like this grocery bag. It carries food so it must be edible, right?
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Get some exercise at some point. Toilet paper tubes make for a fun hour of fun, especially when you can’t see where you’re going and just keep running into things.
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If you’re gonna stay up late you’ll need some caffeine, or if you’re waking up early Saturday morning it works too. I on the other hand find waking at all to be a form of torture. After all, who doesn’t need like 23 hours of sleep after running in a circle for an hour?
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Read the paper, or pretend to. Or you can just do what I do and prevent other people from reading it.
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Try and refuse to put up with your human’s shenanigans.
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But if your human is anything like mine, just give up and put up with her. If you do you’ll get a treat.
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Finally, just sleep. Sleep is your best friend. Sleep is the greatest thing you can do over the weekend.
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Hopefully these tips helped. Have a great weekend!  Signing off now.

Sincerely,

Sayuri